I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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