You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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