ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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