take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
