no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Terrible idea I love it
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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