absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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