and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦â€
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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