It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's get the cat blown out
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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