i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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