What a fucking waste of an outfit
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I did not marry a roomba.
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