Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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