Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Less talking, more tequila
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
