She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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