it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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