She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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