I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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