That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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