He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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