Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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