Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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