He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
