HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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