last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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