Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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