i permit you to call me
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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