Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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