when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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