Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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