the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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