This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Bring me that man meat
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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