Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
