He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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