i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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