shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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