It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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