everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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