They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There's always time for handjobs
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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