took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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