ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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