he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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