5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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