Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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