just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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