just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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