you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
