The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Alive.
So much puke
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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