Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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