i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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