i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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