She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I party with great urgency now.
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