just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Randomize
