Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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