Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just google imaged poop.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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