she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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